tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48755795772899871472012-02-16T01:11:29.514-08:00Splatterpunk Studioshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02770577708777020240noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4875579577289987147.post-65231784445557841462011-08-23T16:57:00.000-07:002011-08-26T07:12:48.566-07:00Ladies and genitals, here at the Splatterpunk Studios we humble showfolk and manic sociopaths have been working our appendages to scabby nubbins in the hopes of providing you good people with some fleeting distractions from the implacable sinkholes of despair that you call your lives. <br /> <br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;">COMING SOON!</span> : Comics, Fiction, Art, Movies, Merch, and anything else we can con you into squandering your filthy lucre on! <br /></div> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">SPLATTERPUNK</span></span> <br /></div>Our flagship anthology series of horror stories, reanimating the corpse of the splatterpunk movement of the 1980s for our own horrific and insane 21st century! With your guides: <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Splatterpunk</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Splatterslut</span>! Plus you'll love their adorable li'l gaggles o' sidekicks: Splatterpunk's <span style="font-weight: bold;">Splatterbabies</span> and Splatterslut's <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sex Fiends</span>! <br /><span style="font-size:180%;"> <br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >CELEBRITY MONSTERS</span> <br /></div>¡Dracula! ¡Frankenstein! ¡ The Wolfman! ¡The Mummy! and all the other classical monsters you know and love from shadowed murky catacombs of brooding terror and colorful boxes of sugary cereal, all tarted up reeeeaaaaalll purty-like in the lurid Splatterpunk Studios style! <br /> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >THE WICKED BITCHES </span> <br /></div>Punk rock gangster witches raising hell in the toxic streets of New Jersey! Sorcerous she-thugs on a satanic rampage! When these Bitches work their magic, it will blow your mind! <br /> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >THE WEIRD SISTERS</span> <br /></div>Witch-gangsters running the show in New York City— the original gang that spawned The Wicked Bitches! Historical-horror-satire, in which celebrities and the supernatural mix and wake up in bed together the next morning confused and ashamed: <span style="font-style: italic;">The secret history of New York City!</span> <br /> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >VILEVILLE</span> <br /></div>Sick kicks and sordid sagas for only the most feverish and foam-oozing of 21st century sleaze-junkies: the bizarre rituals of <span style="font-weight: bold;">¡Mondo Vileville!</span> ; the savage maelstrom of <span style="font-weight: bold;">¡Sex and Violence!</span> ; the pretty poison of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Sewer Sugar</span> ; the cult movie orgy of <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Cathode Ray's</span> Videomania</span>! ; and Holy Fuck! There's <span style="font-style: italic;">so</span> much more! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4875579577289987147-6523178444555784146?l=splatterpunkstudios.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Splatterpunk Studioshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02770577708777020240noreply@blogger.com0